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TOE OF THE WEEK (updated Mondays... usually)
I'm glad that NAFTA included Canada... that way this beauty can enter the country without paying a Toeriff. It's about time Canada started stepping up their game... they'll have to produce a lot more of these to make up for sending us Tom Green, who is so bad that he almost negates Canada's previous benevolence by sending us Mike Myers and Jim Carrey. I think the reason that Canada produces so many comedians on a per capita basis is that it's so cold up there that (a) comedy serves as a distraction and defense mechanism during youth and (b) once you leave you're so f**king happy to be warm that you're always upbeat. This might be Miss Canada, but when she gets that playboy contract and moves somewhere warmer she probably wont 'miss canada'. During some of the coverage this week of the Reagan funeral I heard Brit Hume of Fox News asking Brian Mulroney about his unsuccessful 1987 attempt to officially rename Toronto to "Toe-ronto". A shame... he was ahead of his time. TOE MOVIE REVIEWS (new!)
This movie works because it doesn't take itself seriously. At times it is
even laugh-out-loud-funny. I don't think the makers were going for laugh-out-loud
funny but I also get the sense that it wouldn't bother them. The Rock is charismatic
and obviously a fairly smart person and probably capable of some range, and
more than adept at the action scenes. There is one scene with a girl in her
bra and underwear participating in a ten minute machinegun fight...i cannot
believe that this overt combination of winning elements isn't a staple of these
types of films...it's Maxim magazine meets the Terminator. The bad guy is the
poor man's Ray Liotta but passable. The movie seems to last about 30 minutes
and at times has the feel of a very polished and expensively-produced Dukes
of Hazzard episode: in a period of just days the main character leaves the
army, comes home, gets into a brawl where he sustains serious injuries, rehabs
himself, becomes a vigilante, gets put on trial, defends himself at the trial
and prevails, runs for sheriff, gets elected, cracks down on the bad guys and
cleans up his town. But the Rock is so likeable that you don't really care
that at the trial he still is wearing the stitches from the fight and that
the timeline is hopelessly implausible. The ending, where the town's mill is
put back into operation, is funny in a way as well...a guy carrying a huge
stick reversing the entire global trend of production moving to low labor-cost
nations. If the Rock can reverse the 'adverse impact' of NAFTA, free trade
and macroeconomics just think what John Rambo could have done without the flashbacks
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